J: Snickers! Gai gai! -put his bag on the floor-
Snickers: -wags tail happily and jump into bag-

Snickers: sleeping in the car soundly with the air con blowing directly at him.
Bro: Snickers.. Snickers..
Snickers: continue sleeping
Bro: don't know he is a pig or dog. I think we call him dig better.
J: dick?!!! go and die. you then dick.
Bro: I mean dig la. dog and pig equal dig.
J: -.-